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涂鸦弟弟生日,特撰此文,藏于生日蛋糕之下,蛋糕尽,此文出,满座皆惊,尤画线MM朗诵完毕. 全文如下: 诸位同学,我是耶稣: 我以上帝的身份证明,今天过生日的这个男同学是个无耻之徒。 他可能会辩解说自己的生日是元旦那天,但那并不妨碍他今天成为 一个无耻之徒和元旦那天继续无耻。 俗话说,人无完人,无耻之徒也并不完全无耻。 让我们在这个无耻之徒诞生的日子以缅怀的姿态回忆一下他为 我们大家所做出的贡献吧。 他某些方面还是值得表扬的,例如吃苦耐劳,例如还比较有人情 味,例如比较富与爱心,例如看毛片从不会被人发觉,以及坚决不看 欧美毛片等等。例如外出私会女网友,例如出入某些色情场合,为了 不污染我们大家的心灵,涂鸦同志本着流氓只我一个,色狼只我一人, 宁可天下人嫖我,我绝不嫖天下人的伟大情操在默默而认真的支持我 国的色情事业。 并且以只看盗版的方式有力的打击了日本的AV产业,展现了一个 中国人应该具备的伟大民族情操。 接下来,让我们为他以不惜自己一身污点,而对应我们一身清白 的自我牺牲行为鼓掌鼓励。 涂鸦同志还对小牛同志的堕落腐化起到积极作用,使小牛同志迅 速在流氓界成长了起来。 假如大家对流氓和色狼的概念比较抽象,现在可以参考小牛同志 和涂鸦同志的笑容,前者为豪爽的色狼,后者为腼腆的流氓。 接下来,请朗诵者喝口水,让我们高唱祝色狼生日快乐吧。
给情人的生日祝福语 生日手机短信祝福  在你生日来临之即,祝事业正当午,身体壮如虎,金钱不胜数,干活不辛苦,悠闲像老鼠,浪漫似乐谱,快乐莫你属!    送你一杯我精心特调的果汁,里面包含100cc的心想事成,200cc的天天开心,300cc的活力十足,祝生日快乐!    知道你快过生日了,想要什么礼物就直管说,说呀,快说呀……短信看完,时效已过。    你好可怜哦,今天明明是你的生日却还要上班。但是没关系,因为你收到了我的祝福,相信你今天会过得很开心!   因为你的降临,这一天成了一个美丽的日子,从此世界便多了一抹诱人的色彩。祝你生日快乐!    在你生日来临之即,祝你百事可乐,万事芬达,天天哇哈哈,月月乐百事,年年高乐高,心情似雪碧,永远都醒目!   从你呱呱坠地时,上天就注定你是属于我的,虽然这个特别的日子不能和你在一起,但我们会一起庆祝你的60大寿。   有句话一直没敢对你说,可是你生日的时候再不说就没机会了:你真的好讨厌……讨人喜欢,百看不厌!   祝你:福如东海老王八,寿比南山大石头。 摘自佛山期刊出版总社更多请参见以下网址:http://penggy2003.anyp.cn/233.aspxhttp://edu.sina.com.cn/l/2004-02-25/61553.html英文生日祝福语Wishing you ——glad days filled with friendliness,bright days filled with cheer,warm days filled with happinessto last throughout the year!Have a wonderful brithday1愿你一年到头都有——充满友谊的欢欣日子,充满愉快的明朗日子,充满幸福的温馨日子!祝你度过一个美妙的生日!Roses, sweet and fragrant, sent to you to say,May each hour be a happy one on this special day.Have a happy birthday!送你一束甜蜜芬芳的玫瑰,她对你说,今天的喜庆分外美妙,每时每刻都同样幸福,令人陶醉。祝你生日快乐!Every day is birthday time when thinking of you,and I shall keep one sublimehoping your many dreams come true.每当想到你我好似天天都在过生日,可我特别珍视其中的一天,祝愿你在这天美梦都能实现。The kindest friend there could ever be is the kind of friend you are to me.Happy Birthday!世上如有诤友,那就是像你对我那样关怀的朋友。祝你生日快乐!Among the friends we make in life, there are only one or two who can be called "a special friend" and that's how I think of you.You show the warmth of your friendship in so many different ways,That’s why I hope your birthday is the happiest of days.在我们结交的朋友中,只有一、二人堪称“知已”。我正是这样看你。你事无巨细都表现出温馨的友谊,为此我祝你生日幸福无比。Happy birthday to a wonderful person!祝一位极帅的人生日快乐!Wishing you a wonderful day and a year filled with happiness!祝你生日妙不可言,整年沉浸在幸福里! Hope your birthday is like you —— special.A Happy Birthday!希望你的生日像你一样——不同寻常。生日快乐!2. 祝心上人生日To you, sweetheart, with all my love.There's someone who loves you far more than you know with a love that keeps growing as days come and go.Have a very happy birthday!我把全部的爱都献给你,心上的人儿。你可曾知道,有一个人爱你至深,这爱情无日终止,与日俱增。祝你生日格外快乐!Happy birthday to an attractive, intellectual, sophisticated and all round splendid person.祝福一位美丽迷人,聪明大方,成熟端庄,又倍受赞叹的妙人儿,生日快乐。Love is always my gift to you.Happy Birthday!爱恋永远是我给你的礼物。生日快乐!You are still young and beautiful in my calendar and the extra year seems indeed to have improved your looks. Happy Birthday to you!在我的日历上,你依然年轻美丽,而这特别的一年使你的容貌似乎更增光彩。祝生日快乐!3. 祝爷爷、奶奶生日You know you're thought of lovingly each day throughout the year.But it's nice to mention it again when special days are here.您知道我们无日不把你亲切思念,逢寿辰当然要把这话再说一遍。Send this special birthday wish just to let you know that you'll always be remembered for the thoughtfulness you show.献上这特别的生日祝愿,只想让您知道:因为您对我的体贴关怀,我永远不会把您忘怀。Grandma means sunshine filled with blessings from above, Grandma means kindness because it's another name for love May this be a special birthday for you.奶奶是充满祝福的阳光,照耀我身;奶奶是慈祥和蔼的别名,爱的象征。愿您的生日特别快乐!4. 祝父亲、母亲生日When you need real understanding,when you need someone to care,when you need someone to guide you···a father is always there.Thank you, Dad, for listening and caring,for giving and sharing,for being such a wonderful Dad.当你需要真正的理解,当你需要关心,当你需要指点,你总可以去找父亲。谢谢您,爸爸,谢谢您倾听、操心,谢谢您给了我许多,可又为我分担忧愁,谢谢您是这样了不起的爸爸。Just "Happy Birthday", Dad, isn't much to say,yet in this special message meant for you this special day are many very loving thoughts and warmest wishes, too, for happiness on your birthday and always, all year through.只一句“生日快乐”,爸爸,当然不算什么,但在喜庆吉日里对您格外亲切的祝贺,包含多少温馨的情意都出自我的心窝。愿您生日快乐,天天愉快,永远欢乐!Only wishes that are made with special love will dofor a dad who is wonderful in every way as you.只有用挚爱绢成的祝福的话,才能献给像您那样慈爱的爸。On your special day and every day, may love and joy surround you, because you bring such happiness to everyone around you.Have a wonderful birthday!愿您在生日和平日,天天都沉浸在爱和欢乐里,因为您让身边亲人,个个生活在这样的幸福里。祝您生日快乐无比!Thank you, Mother, for your love, your smiles, your faith and trust, but most of all for being such a wonderful mother.谢谢您,母亲,谢谢您的爱抚、您的微笑、您的信念、您的信任,但最重要的是,谢谢您是这样慈祥敦厚的母亲。 Word can say so little when someone cares so much.Mother, I'm wishing that these were a way to tell you the things that I'd so like to say ——How thankful I am and how very proud, too, to have a wonderful mother like you.您对我的爱是这样深,言语的表叙显得实在无力。母亲,我希望这句话能告诉您我最想说的事——我多么感谢您,又多么自豪,因为我有像您这样慈爱的母亲。5. 祝伯、叔、姑、姨生日It’s fun to send these wishes for an especially happy to an uncle who is nice in every way.在特别欢乐的一天,给完美无缺的伯父祝寿,真叫我喜悦满心间。To a very special uncle,Because you're always thought of in a very special way, sure wouldn't miss a chance like this to tell you so today, Happy Birthday!献给豁达宽厚的叔叔,因为在我的心里,您总是特别珍贵,今天我能告诉您,当然不错过机会。祝您生日快乐!An aunt who is as sweet as you should get a birthday bug or two and after that a birthday kissHave a very happy birthday!像您这样可爱的姨,为祝贺您的生日,应当一遍、两遍把您抱起,然后再来个生日的吻礼。祝您生日格外快乐!6. 祝丈夫、妻子生日Happy birthday to my husband!For all you do the whole year through,this brings world of love to you.祝我的夫君生日快乐,感谢你一年到头辛苦劳碌,让贺卡带给你倾心的爱慕。To my husband,Happy birthday with all my love!给我的丈夫,用我全部的爱祝你生日快乐!For all you mean to me each day,For all the happiness you bring my way,For the love we share and the memories, too,I'm hoping your birthday is happy for you.为了你每天在我心中的地位,为了你带给我生活中的玫瑰,也为了我们之间的爱和回忆,我祝愿你生日幸福,欢天喜地。With love to my wife,I'm grateful for the special love you show in different ways-- love that gives a special touch to ordinary days,love that's always filled our home with beauty, warmth and cheer——I'm grateful for the special love you give to me all year.把爱献给我妻, 感谢你深爱我无微不至,你的爱充实了平凡的日子,你的爱浸润着我们的家室,使它美满、温馨、乐滋滋,感谢你对我又是一年恩爱情深,关怀备至。7. 祝兄弟、姐妹生日With love and the very warmest birthday, and because you're a wonderful sister.献上我对你的爱,祝你生日快乐充满温馨,都因为你是最可爱的姐姐。"Kind" and "dear" and "wonderful" are words I seldom say, though,I think of you quite often in my own special way.So remember that I love you and I'm glad to wish you this——A very happy birthday to my very special sister.“好心肠”、“亲爱的”、和“棒极了”是我很少用的词。想到你我倒是常常用自己偏爱的字。因此请记住我爱你,也高兴祝贺你:愿我特别可爱的妹妹生日特别快乐。As a brother, you’re the greatest, but your good points don't stop there.As a person and friend, you’re the nicest anywhere.作为哥哥,你最伟大,你的优点还有不少,作为一个和朋友,不论在哪一方面你都最好。Because you're someone who's so very special, someone who deserves the very best——not only on your special day,but always, you're wished the things that make you happiest.因为你是一个这样热情的人,一个配得上最高奖赏的人——祝你得到最大的幸福,不仅在你的生日,而且永远幸福。8. 祝儿子、女儿生日Loving birthday wishes for an especially happy day to a daughter who is very sweet and dear in every way.Happy Birthday!把挚爱的生日祝愿,给事业贴心的女儿,愿在这特别幸福的一天,她时时欢笑快乐无边。生日快乐!No wish could be any warmer than this,and no daughter could be any dearer than you.Happy Birthday! With Lots of Love!没有什么祝愿比我们的更温馨,没有谁家的女儿比你更亲。生日快乐!爱你无比!May your day be filled with happiness, Son,and the year it brings you, too,be a lucky one in every way the finest yet for you.儿子,又长了一岁,愿你的生日充满欢快,事事顺得朝前迈!It's so easy to be proud of a son like you.Happy Birthday!有你这样的儿子,怎能不感到骄傲,生日幸福!9. 祝侄儿、侄女生日The more I think about it, the more it becomes quite clear There couldn't be another niece, as nice as sweet as dear!我愈想愈看得清:不可能有谁的侄女像你一样姣美 一样甜蜜 一样贴心!You've always been so special and so warmly thought of, too, that it's really for you.因为你一向这样聪明可爱,又这样叫人牵肠挂肚,所以这张贺卡真是非你莫属!10 祝孙儿、孙女生日It means so much to have a grandson like you, and today seems like a good day for telling you so and wishing you all happiness you so deserve.今天似乎是告诉你的好日子,有你这样的孙儿,是我们莫大的安慰。祝你拥有应当得到的一切快乐。A special "Happy Birthday" wish with lots of love to say, "Hope a very special granddaughter has a very happy day!"怀着无限爱心特意祝你“生日快乐”,愿最疼爱的孙女这一天非常快乐!10. 祝贺1——10岁小孩生日Here's hoping that your special day is such a happy one,You're sure to say "my goodness, but a birthday is lots of fun."愿你的生日特别快乐,你准会说:“天哪,过生日真叫人乐呵呵!”With the happiest wishes for today and all yearto a sweet little someone whose first birthday is here.可爱的小东西,今天你过第一个生日,最大的幸福属于你,今天和每日每时。You're two? How nice!Happy birthday twice.Hoping it's twice the fun of being two.你两周岁?多美多帅!两次祝你,生日愉快!愿两岁的欢乐加倍!Hope your birthday is a super-special one with all the ice cream you can eat and loads and loads of fun!希望你的生日特别愉快,冰淇淋吃个够,玩是痛快加痛快! Ever so nice,Ever so sweet,Ever so special, too!In case you're wondering who she is,She is no one else but you.Happy 6th Birthday!她真叫可爱,她真叫甜蜜,摘自englishchina
给女朋友送生日礼物的经历:浪漫未遂   我是一个缺乏想像力的人,所以在女友的生日快来临的时候,怎么也想不出该送什么礼物。于是决定去商场随便逛逛,也许会有意外的发现。逛了半天也没看上合适的。送张CD?送个发卡?送对耳坠?送本她喜欢的小说?送双凉鞋?送什么呢?看来看去都觉得太普通了。从商场出来,门口飘着的大气球倒是引起了我的兴趣。去租个大气球,在下面系上个大 红条幅,赫然写上:某某某,生日快乐!然后在女生楼前面一放,那感觉多棒啊。  于是就跟自己说:“好,就这么定了。”因为有了主意,心里美滋滋的,马上着手张罗起来,红条幅搞定了,字也贴上去了,就剩气球没着落了。于是四处打听能在什么地方弄到大气球,得到的答案一律是,不知道。直接找商场去吧。问售货员,问经理,问负责公关的人,一路问下来,终于问到了价钱,不过得到答案的同时,我也失去了前面所有的想法。气球,就轻轻地飘在空中,不过也是现在生命中不能承受之轻啊。于是开始猜想,这个世界上也许不缺乏浪漫的人吧,我们看到的,也许远远不是人们想到的全部,人们到底有多少想法是被金钱扼杀在摇篮之中的呢?曾有人说,财富有时可以让一些人更有想像力,可通常会令大多数人想像乏力。现实才让我感受到这种说法的真实与残酷。
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